Oy Vey

Kahlan, "Mommy, I don't love you."
Me, "Well, I always love you; and I guess that means that you can't go to Pajama Day at school tomorrow."
Kahlan, "Well, I guess that I love you a little bit..."


In the car, on the way home from school...
Kahlan, "My friends at school and I are having an argument. I threw a dress at Harley... but she hurt my feelings first!"
I then tried to explain how two wrongs don't make a right.
Kahlan, "She told the teacher on me - I didn't like that!"
Me, "Well, would listening to a Lady Gaga song make you feel better?"
Kahlan, "No. Listening to A LOT of Lady Gaga would make me feel better!"


K and I were on the nursery floor with Devon, trying to get her to crawl forward. I was shaking a wooden maraca to try to tempt Dev into crawling. Kahlan wanted a turn with the maraca so I handed it to her and she promptly bopped one of the cats (Raistlin) on the head with it.
Me, "Kahlan! That wasn't nice! You hurt Raist!"
Kahlan, "I just wanted to see if it would make him any different!"
Poor Raist, he's already dumb...