K's History of Awesomeness

K (at the dinner table): "I'm going to be disrespectful!" At least she is giving us ample warning...

K, "I tried to give Devon a wedgie, but her diaper was just too bulky."

K, "Daddy, I want ice tea with dinner."
PJ, "You're going to have apple juice."
K, "Hmm. I guess that I changed my mind!"

K, "Ryan in my class wanted me to win at musical mats so he's my boyfriend."
Mommy, "What does it mean to have a boyfriend?"
K, "It means that we kiss!"

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO *bangs head*

While in Target...
K, "Mom, I'm 4. I don't have to hold hands any more."
Me, "Yes you do."
K, "Okay - then when I'm 5, I won't have to hold hands any more."
Me, "K, if you keep this up I'm making you hold hands until you're 19."
...PJ, "Won't that look weird?"

Instead of "Pop! Goes the weasel..." Kahlan is singing "Pop Pop is a weasel!" I don't know if my dad is offended or if he thinks it's hilarious.

Me, "K, how was school?"
K, "I didn't pinch anybody!"

I've been sick so I take some tissues to bed with me at night. This morning, Kahlan came into our bedroom and yelled at me when she saw the tissues. Apparently, they belong in the trash and I am ruining the environment. She took my tissues and threw them away - I hadn't even used them yet! Since when did my kid become a hippie?

K - "Mommy, I don't want to brush my teeth."
Me - "K, do you want all of your teeth to fall out?"
K - "Yes! Then the Tooth Fairy will come!"

I'm so not surprised that K tried playing "fetch" with her little sister.

At the dinner table... "When I turn 16, you guys can buy me a new car!"

In the car... "Can you put on the news so we can hear what's going on in the world?"

K, "Mommy, I'm done with Harry Potter."
Mommy, "K, Mommy loves Harry Potter."
K, "Then you should marry him!"

Mom Mom Liz to K, "Are you allowed to jump on the bed?"
K, "Perhaps."

Yup, she's going to be a lawyer...

Mommy - "K, how was school today?"
K - "Good until you showed up!"

I was watching America's Got Talent. Harmonica Pierre was on when a little voice called out from her room, "Mommy! Is that Lady Gaga?" K can identify a harmonica instrumental version of Lady Gaga's Alejendro. That is awesome and I am beginning to think that K was a gay man in a previous life.

K to me, "Mommy, you are the best mommy a girl could ask for!"

K to me (as I'm covered in baby food green beans), "Mommy, you smell bad. You smell like Devon." One moment later, "Mommy, I ate icky cheese and I threw up in my hands." I love my girls!

K is now walking around saying, "That scared the craps out of me!"

K to Mom Mom Liz, "It would be fun of Devon and I jumped out of the window."
Mom Mom Liz to K, "That's not safe, Kahlan."
Kahlan to Mom Mom Liz, "We'd have parachutes."

K and I were in the grocery store. She managed to somehow destroy the container of cupcake liners and then victoriously yell, "NOW who's the loser?!?!?" to the container. My kid is obsessed with losing and winning. PJ - no more Sports Center/ESPN when you're home with the girls.

K to Mommy, "Mommy, you need to wear pants or everybody at work will point and laugh at you." Thanks, K...

K to Daddy, "Daddy you drive me crazy!" **pause** "Daddy - what does 'drive me crazy' mean?"

Devon was playing with her little lion toy; and started to put it in her mouth. K's response? "You're not supposed to eat lions. They eat you."

K, "Daddy, it's ok with me if you buy a new video game."
PJ, "Mommy said no."
K, "It can be our secret."

K was chasing the cats around the house, "Come back! I'm friendly!"

This morning, Kahlan was up and putting things in bed with me, "Mommy,
I put a princess in your bed!" "Mommy, I put a spider in your bed!"
(one of those Halloween spider rings). "Mommy, I put a rock in your
bed!" So, I get up and start cleaning up all the stuff she put i my
bed. Then I got to the rock. The rock wa...s actually a cat poop. That's
how my day started.

Hey, WoW dorks - this one is for you. All four of us were at Target and PJ, of course, had to go to the video/computer game section. We passed by some WoW games. K's comment - "Daddy, look! It's a Goodnight Elf!"

PJ, to K: "I'm a good daddy."
K, to PJ: "You are?"

PJ told K that she had to ask for a piece of cake, that simply looking cute would not work. K's response - "But it works on Mommy!" (turns to me) "Right, Mommy? It works on you?" Yes, baby. It does.

While at the grocery store yesterday, K informed me that we aren't best friends any more and that she can drive herself to school.

Me: "Kahlan - I love you!" Kahlan: "Mommy, please be quiet. I'm trying to read."

Ask Kahlan how she "accidentally" threw her sister's toy out of the car window while I was driving on Rte. 213.

PJ and I told Kahlan that she has enough stuffed animals and to stop bringing them all out to the sofa. She then started bringing out dolls. "These are stuffed people, not stuffed animals." Touche, my dear. Touche.

According to K, "Mommy, you don't respect me because you still make me use sippy cups."

"Mommy, you are too cute for a time-out. Daddy, you're going to be in time-out for awhile."

"Mommy, I want to take off my socks." "Okay, take them off." "I want them on." "Kahlan, do whatever you want to do with your socks." "But MOM - I don't want to do whatever I want to do with my socks!" She was obviously tired and cranky...